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Pucci Church

Pucci Church is a discord server and the best hell to stay in by JY Pucci Shawty.
The other members are the best ngl. The red Ranks are shit. Except for coom taco.
"Pucci Church is the best hell to stay in!"
by anonymous December 21, 2020
mugGet the Pucci Churchmug.

church shirt

i just spilled wine on my church shirt.
by justme62 February 28, 2015
mugGet the church shirtmug.

Church Bod

Body type of your adolescent church crush - modest but seductive; looks great in a pair of jeans; girl next door; wifey material.
She ain’t a Kardashian, but solid church bod.
by mellowd June 23, 2021
mugGet the Church Bodmug.

Church Rich

A leader or high ranking official belonging to a religious organization who spends church money lavishly for personal gain.
Vatican suspends Church Rich 'bishop of bling' Tebartz-van Elst.

Bishop Tebartz-van Elst - and his spending habits - had become infamous in Germany, where many people pay Church tax to the state. The tax raised 5.2bn euros for Catholics and 4.6bn euros for Protestants in 2012.

Damn my pastor is rolling on a Cadi with 22's on, must be nice to be Church Rich.
by Big Richie October 23, 2013
mugGet the Church Richmug.

super fundamentalist Christian church

What Kevinjthorton (a YouTuber) went to before he was fully gay
A super fundamentalist Christian church isJust a Christian church that needs money.
by Biemeret_Bro5 December 4, 2024
mugGet the super fundamentalist Christian churchmug.

church of jeet kune do

"If I say anything bad about it I would be excommunicated from The Church of Jeet Kune Do" - Ramsey Dewey.
by TheHeroKing April 21, 2023
mugGet the church of jeet kune domug.

wank in church

The act of masturbating in a church or any other religious setting.
What did you do this weekend?
I had a wank in church.
Ok...
Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.
by Baconwound August 9, 2022
mugGet the wank in churchmug.

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