chili wallet

when you use your mouth to suction yourself to someones forehead and then take a steamy, wet shit down the front of their head before letting go of their waistband and snapping it shut like a wallet full of chili.

Dave: yo what did you do last night?
Johnny: i gave my worst enemy a chili wallet.

by glub-tubbas wepple June 18, 2024

The Ol' Utah Chili Chug

A Utah team building activity. It requires 16 hot dog buns, 1 funnel, some rubber hose, several gallons of Wendy's classic chili, a blindfold, and the team.

We needed to get the team working better together, so we went out and got the stuff for The Ol' Utah Chili Chug. 15 of us had a great time, unfortunately Brian left the company shortly after.

by Salamski July 15, 2024

Dropping the Chili

When you attempt to fart while naked and standing, but poop instead.

“Hey, are there any extra towels? I ended up dropping the chili again in the shower”

by Dutch Smooth July 22, 2024

Dropping the Chili

When you attempt to fart while naked and standing, but poop instead.

“Hey, are there any extra towels? I ended up dropping the chili again in the shower”

by Dutch Smooth July 22, 2024

Hebron chili dog

A dirty hand job using chili as lubrication.

"I sure hope there is enough chili left over for Tammy sue to give me a Hebron chili dog later".

by StankTwerkWind July 30, 2024

Cincinnati chili bowl

When you eat Cincinnati style chili off of your woman’s ass.

We ordered some Skyline chili and I ate it Cincinnati Chili bowl style.

by Cincy freak January 29, 2023

Fuck Chili's

A collaborative agreement;

Truly disgusted being invited to Chili's;
Description of a persons personality;
Description of a person, place or thing;
Fuck that;

Fuck this place;
Fuck them;
Saying hello;
Saying goodbye;
Camaraderie;

Boosting Morale;

"I can't believe we lost in that game to Chili's. Man FUCK CHILI's. "

"That asshole is talking shit behind your back. Fuck Chili's"

"This location is horrible. Fuck Chili's"

"Alright guys, I'll catch you later. Fuck Chili's"

"Why do they always invite us to Chili's? Fuck Chili's"

"Thanks Homie, Fuck Chili's"

by Wastedbro February 17, 2023