J Cat

(Prison/Jail Term) Any person who is mentally unstable or requires psyche drugs to maintain.

That fool over there talking to himself, walking like a chicken is a J Cat.

by Wood Dawger October 2, 2005

Nyan Cat

A symbol of internet meme of a poptart cat flying through space.

You just got nyan'd by Nyan Cat `·.,¸,.·*¯`·.,¸,.·*¯;::;‹ᵒᴥᵒ )

by DragonHunter1234567890 October 3, 2011

Cat Funt

Fat Cunt with the F and the C switched around

1."Your such a cat funt"
Used in school to avoid the cussing rule

by Ragnarok432 December 6, 2009

cat orgy

an orgy with lots of pussy

we're having a cat orgy tonight

by alabaster princess February 21, 2011

cat ice

A thin (half inch or less) sheet of ice from which the liquid water underneath has receded or drained off, leaving it supported only at its edges. So named because it might support the weight of a light-footed cat, but no more. Typically found on urban sidewalks or gutters where the surface is uneven and sunlight is hit-and-miss. Occasionally found on natural bodies of water.

Joe: This sidewalk is covered in ice. Maybe we should go around it so we don't slip and fall.

Mike: Nah, look closer, it's cat ice. It'll break into tiny pieces as soon as we step on it and we won't slip.

by ieatboogers May 24, 2009

cat party

An event occuring when you bring all the cats into the bedroom and place them on the bed. This can be performed one cat at a time or en masse. Upon completion of said task, the challenge is to say: "Hey, it's a cat party!" before the kitties flee from the room.

Get the 'Pounce', it's a cat party.

by Rachel June 21, 2004

cat waxing

verb: an industry term for procrastination by writers, with heavy connotation of trying to justify the activity as something that "had" to be done. Usually activities that can arguably be considered productive, such as household chores or (highly tangential) background research. The term mocks the behavior of scraping the bottom of the bucket for excuses of diminishing quality.

I've mowed the lawn, washed the windows, weeded the garden, scrubbed the toilets, and worked out all my menus for the next three months. I guess it's time to... wait! I think the cat needs to be waxed! Yes! Cat waxing!

by awibs January 11, 2010