drumpf card

Something that appears to be the most valuable resource you have at your disposal
but turns out to be the worst possible decision one could make.

many American voters were so upset by Bernie's loss of the nomination that they used their drumpf card, resulting in the total destruction of life on earth

by anything_else July 18, 2016

trump card

Whining and lashing out in the face of inevitable loss.

It seemed like I was beat, but I still had a trump card to play -- I accused her of cheating and called her ugly.

by mastodan November 5, 2020

2 business card flirtations

When presenting TWO business cards to a woman- or member of the opposite sex- this means that that person is interested in a relationship with the receiver of the cards- and that the intention is to reach 3rd base by the end of the first date... however this is at the discretion of the receiver.

I gave her 2 business card flirtations so that she would know I was interested in her.

by Synomptions February 10, 2009

The Bro Card

A card that is technically imaginary but has great sentimental value to the two owners. The Bro Card can only be used between two bros. To use The Bro Card properly one must give the card to his bro and ask for a favor or deed. Regardless of how bad that bro does not want to complete the favor he must, but in return they may now use The Bro Card when he wants for whatever he wants (respectively speaking) except to reverse the favor just asked of them. The Bro Card is a sacred ritual practiced by the best of friends.

Dude 1: "Dude, I need you to do me a solid, I need you to go on this double date on me"

Dude 2: "With that ugly chick? No fricken way dude!"

Dude 1: "Ah come one man, I've got to pull out 'The Bro Card' on this one"

Dude 2: "Damn dude, alright I guess I have to"

by A_C_Unit August 31, 2011

Mint card

A person with a rather deranged and deformed nose

"Errrrrrr look at that mint card its like a lil mountain"
"Thats sick, I could proberly fix it with a hammer though"

by Dannyboi June 19, 2006

Calling Card

A calling card is a premise for contacting someone with the intention of asking for a date. Usually, you have fallen out of contact with the person you are contacting.

"Dude, your sister's getting married. That's a great calling card."
"Another person from my Class of 81 has died. Think I'll call Patty to let her know, heard she's divorced now. Obituaries give great calling cards."

by SilvrDollr May 29, 2008

heres your card

When someone put someone in there place. To knock someone down a peg or two. When someone who "knows it all" is proved wrong infront of everyone and is forced to eat his words publicy.

Heres your card bitch. Shut the fuck up you don't have a clue what your talking about.

by Jason Shelton June 1, 2006