baseball cap

Device used to notify others that they are in the presence of a dickhead. The point may be reinforced by the wearer displaying said item at alternative angles, particularly back-to-front especially when facing the sun.

That wanker in the baseball cap.

by redroar August 22, 2004

Counter-Cap

Verb: Coun-ter-cap
Coun-ter-cap. An effective method of capturing a flag in Modern Warfare 3. A tactic consisting of hiding in an enemys base until the support players make kills, before pulling the flag back to your base for a capture. This tactic was made popular by the Skitlite.PS3 team in early 2012, mostly by SMG player 'SkitFPS-HyPz'. The Tactic is agreed to be one of the most honourable ways to play capture the flag on the game

Wow, that team is a great team, they just counter-capped us !

by JoshuaCOD August 1, 2012

loose cap

When your anal cavity is so loose if you do something as simple as farting , it pops out.

Omg did you see that guy in the bathroom with a loose cap? Ew.

by SmeefOnMyQueef April 21, 2018

swedish bathing cap

When a man shoves his whole head in a woman's pussy.

After giving her a swedish bathing cap, matthew had menstral fluids in his ears for a week.

by Z3B December 24, 2007

dick cap

when you wake up in the morning after a night of fucking and you go to piss and the jizz has crusted over the head of your cock resulting in your piss spraying all over like a garden hose with your thunb over the opening

person one: " Hey bro, why the fuck did you piss all over the wall this morning?"

Person 2: "Fuck you, I had my dick cap on."

by Sonny Red October 21, 2006

discribity cap

See what'd happen was yous was drunk and wanted to ride out waterskiing style on two discount alligators, much to the delight of all my lady fans, to the wa-ho. I told you ima rip out your distributor cap so you can't drive there. you told me. I ain't got no gotdamn discribity cap.

I ain't got no gotdamn discribity cap

by Willie T. October 31, 2003

Pen Cap Effect

Pen Cap Effect - When a male of the human species has an erection while laying down and tries to roll over from ones back to his stomach and is stopped by ones erection either way he rolls thus resembles the way of a "Pen Cap" would roll being stopped by the part of the pen cap in which you use to hold your pen to a sheet of paper or the pocket of your shirt.

Jon: Man I couldn't get comfy last night.

Kylie: Why not?

Jon: Well I wanted to lay on my stomach but every time I tried to roll over I would get the Pen Cap Effect and would be afraid it would break or something.

Kylie: Oh dear...

by Kornaxx19 October 14, 2012