caliprate

Using calipers to confirm the dimensions of a finished product.

I need to caliprate this piston head, make sure it's in spec.

by Hephy June 9, 2015

California Speed

When you take the posted speed limit and add ten.

I got pulled over for going California Speed.

by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015

california dairy shot

A sexual act in which a man gets beneath a pregnant woman while she is on all fours and squeezes her lactating breasts so that they shoot milk into his mouth.

Dave: "Did you hear what Tyler and his girl been doing?"
Will: "That California Dairy Shot type of shit?"
Dave: "Yeah. He knocked Elise up so now she be breast feeding him like a cow on a farm or some shit."

by Brandon Fraser May 12, 2016

Caliopy

A gentle giant. A dog. The best dog.

You are so Caliopy!!

by Sav(i)age July 25, 2016

Caliub

The best friend anyone could ever ask for! A real Ryder! Sweet nice all round best friend. Always there for u if u need. Through thick and thin won't ever leave u. One of the best guys I know

"Hey I need to move this weekend I know I'll call caliub for help!"

by StiNA TrASh WhITe August 19, 2016

California Cherry Crusher

The perfect name for a dick so massive and thick, it pops your girls other cherries, even if she ain't a virgin. Also known as the Maryland Anal Tugger. If you have one of these, beware, with great size comes the possibility of actually splitting someone in half.

Detective: What appears the cause of death?
Doc: It seems the girl had a California Cherry Crusher shoved inside her reproductive organs.
Detective: Good God! What kind of deadly weapon is that!?!
Doc: Nothin you own.

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

cali gal

Cali Gal is very beautiful and intelligent she has a heart of gold and is a keeper. When you meet some one with this name you will never want to let her go. She is a very loyal and trustworthy person that speaks her mind at all time. If you do not want to hear the truth it is best not to ask her. She is most definitely a keeper. Any man will be lucky to have her. When she loves she loves hard and genuinely but her heart breaks easy so be careful with it.

I saw Cali Gal at the store and she was so beautiful.

by M3rc3dis December 19, 2016