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cop-blocked

a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations possible ( by accident or on purpose ) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex.
The sheriff made it impossible for a citizen to report a crime because he told his deputies to not pay attention to no parking signs for his friends. He cop-blocked me.
by all american boy December 13, 2012
mugGet the cop-blockedmug.

cop magnet

A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs mom.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020
mugGet the cop magnetmug.

Offensive cops

Critical Ops Hacker that sends Trading servers invitations to everyone in their DMs
by randomkid777 June 17, 2022
mugGet the Offensive copsmug.

cops

dicks, dont trust them. anyway acab
o crap, the cops are here! run!
by acab_bitch October 9, 2020
mugGet the copsmug.

Cop a choc

This is when someone tells you to no take chocolate, but you do so anyway.
Yo since dad's gone, you wanna cop a choc?
by MAZZORINI May 10, 2018
mugGet the Cop a chocmug.

Cop Complex

When a cop believes that laws don't apply to them and only the Rights that they approve of actively apply to the citizen they are encountering at the moment. They believe that qualified immunity gives them the Right to suspend a citizen's Rights during an encounter - this simply is not true and often results in horrific new headlines.

God Complex adjacent.
Citizen is LEGALLY open carrying on PUBLIC land, say a county office building parking lot, and filming in public spaces. Cop approaches citizen to question the activities because they got a call from a county employee inside. Citizen cordially refuses to answer the cop's questions, states that he is acting within the bounds of the law and Rights. Cops continue to try to escalate the situation and display very poor attitudes when they figure out this is just a citizen acting legally and there's nothing they can do to the citizen. This is how cop complex works.

As soon as they discern that the citizen is acting within the bounds of the law they should immediately bid that citizen farewell and depart cordially.

The display of attitude is often misconstrued or chalked up to racism, however, the interaction plays out the same almost every time, across the board, regardless of the citizen's racial composition. This is not a brown, white, or black issue - this is a blue issue.

Note to the reader: If you're a cop reading this, I implore you to turn every citizen interaction into an opportunity to 'protect & server' and deescalate rather than embrace this 'Us vs. Them' attitude that seems so prevalent behind the blue line.
by sixlay June 24, 2022
mugGet the Cop Complexmug.

Copping it

When Fahmi takes back something he has said when another person makes him fear the consequences of what was said.
He is copping it.
by Mtd.12 February 5, 2023
mugGet the Copping itmug.

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