by Willsituate42 November 06, 2017
It was either "hork", "hella" or "hecka", by alpha mu, all posted on the same date- December 14th, 1999
Person 1: Guys, I found the first Urban Dictionary definition!
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES
by the fresh king of bel air June 29, 2023
You were not the first person to say kbye it was made famous by napolen dynomite so stop saying that you were the first to say it.
by yeaishowedyou January 03, 2011
by That Dude In The Corner June 18, 2010
He served from 1781-1782 under the Articles of Confederation
Guy 1: Did you know that John Hanson was the first president?!
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Dude, know your history.
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Dude, know your history.
by Rex Narky May 10, 2017
A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.
OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.
by Terio Marin May 29, 2016
A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.
I told her "I fuck on the first date"
by Snicker Tits January 27, 2009