Space burrito

A fruit roll up with magic mushrooms inside

I just ate a space burrito with my friends.

by sweetbbygrl July 14, 2025

Sneaky Burrito

When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.

My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.

by MusicaB August 26, 2025

Donkey burrito

A donkey burrito is a burrito made of your best friends flaming felipes.

Dude...those rwo bwst fruemds have somw weird shit going. Did you see them last night? One of them ate the others donkey burrito.

by Flaming felupe November 1, 2025

Burrito

A group of people who are or originally came from Central America, specifically Mexico.

Look at that burrito!

by Lyceeloufoo November 28, 2025

Burrito Abortion

Taking a dump whilst a female is on her period. Leaving behind a poop amassed with blood resembling one of life’s partisan issues… but brown.

“Sorry it took so long in there, I was passing a burrito abortion.”

by Brayden Moore December 7, 2025

Burrito Bitch

An individual who is unable to eat a 3 pound burrito in a single sitting.

Wow, me and my friends are going out to Mexica , and we have the burrito bitch with us.

by Lilly dog 69 December 12, 2025

Red Burrito Bean Dip

When a woman dips her prolapsed vagina into a bowl of her own diarrhea.

After I gave birth, I used my Red Burrito Bean Dip with some chips and salsa.

by jerrydolittle December 20, 2025