Wet Bread

1. An event or circumstance that sucked for the person or people involved.

That concert was so wet bread.

by J. Codan December 27, 2016

Day old bread

1. A woman's vaginal tract infected by a yeast-fungus characterized by itching and irritation of the vulva, and vaginal discharge; Candidiasis

2. An out of control yeast infection

3. An affordable and delectable delicacy sold by Jimmy Johns

"You expect me to go down and eat your vittles!? Bitch, your day old bread is growin mold! come back tomorrow!"

by Luvmussell January 26, 2009

tomato bread

A derogatory term for a pizza

"Mofo I ordered a kebab pizza and all I got was tomato bread and dog meat!"

"Ah, you should have gone to Franco's, ma young apprentice."

by cass February 3, 2005

raccoon bread

Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.

Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.

is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.

what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.

by TreeWeezel June 3, 2011

Bread chaser

A peon ass nigga

There goes the BrEad CHaSeRs

by Sainttttttt June 10, 2019

bread sex

eating bread while having sex

who wouldn’t want to eat bread while fucking bitches, I love bread sex

by Ilikebread666 January 3, 2021

Day Old Bread

Over the hill; someone who used to be 'it' but doesn't realize they aren't any longer.

"Look at her, thinking she is all that... she's day old bread." or "Day old bread needs to stick together."

by Juhli Schull June 25, 2007