A contest wherein a group of males are racing to see who can come first on a loaf of bread. The last male to ejaculate must ingest the bread as penalty.
I lost the spunk bread contest, but on the positive side, my teeth have never been whiter!
Cockle bread was a bread baked by English women in the seventeenth century, which was supposed to act as a love charm. The dough was kneaded and pressed against the woman's vulva and then baked. This bread was then given to the object of the baker's affections.