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Brandon

Brandon is not shit. Period.
Fuck you Brandon.
by BLENP November 21, 2018
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Beandon is the definition of a rodent like emasculated creature with hideous body odor, missing teeth and third stage syphillis like symptoms of dementia. Usually missing a Male gonad which explains inability to man up. Needs constant financial support and will not take responsibility for children he sired, not many rodent species do though.
Brandon has run out of excuses to not work again, he could be deaf and need of euthanasia
by Cactusjackpaulwillbeback January 9, 2019
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Stupid bich will never be good vith anyone
Ahh brandon is so stupid
by Ilaiwtmh February 6, 2019
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Brandon is a top shagger
by Soulja boy 123 March 12, 2019
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Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is kind and courageous. He is very shy, but if he loves you, he will work up the bravery to tell you. Once he loves you, he will never give up on you. He is the stars on a dark night. He will always be there for you and help you through any situation. He loves his friends very much and is always playing around with them. He is selflessand one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet.
P1: I heard about the new kid today. His name is Brandon.
P2: Yeah I saw him too. He already made friends and is so nice to them.
P3: He seems pretty brave as well.
by HeatherTheTether March 21, 2019
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One of the most fake guys you'll ever meet! Brandon is manipulative and turns all your friends against you. He will call you names then reject ever saying it. He is a life wrecker! Amazing! Right?
Brandon was just spilling fake tea .
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hey ur such a brandon
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