go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".

Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself

by LousyPotato May 30, 2021

Krill Yourself

This phrase is essentially saying "kill yourself" except it replaces the first word with a small, shrimp-like crustacean.

"You should krill yourself, NOW!"

"How could you say such a thing?"

by BaldingTNT April 16, 2024

peanut butter yourself

To spread one's self thin. Excessive multitasking with the expected result.

You may peanut butter yourself if you don't push back on some of these projects or get help.

by All Java, All The Time April 22, 2017

National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them

Calm your titties its National calm yourself day!

by Justimeyer April 07, 2017

ready yourself boy

when you and your son run into trouble

*baldur comes outta nowhere* Ready yourself boy

by TRIPPIE RED November 22, 2022

Kill yourself nigger

A word used when angry

I just lost to this bitch, kill yourself nigger

by Blackniggarapist February 26, 2024

Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?

Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024