Carlos Bandage

Carlos is a girl that you just can’t wrap your head around. She will always be a thot but no one can understand that as much at her hairless cat that attacks everyone he meets. For some reason the cat likes Carlos maybe because secretly Carlos is the devil. Carlos loves to eat trash out of her boyfriends trash cans and that’s how all of her boyfriends break up with her. Her last boyfriend (a literal stick) threw up in her trash and she ate it. If you are looking for a girl like that go to the dump and bring her some fruit roll up wrappers because those are her favorite. She only has 2 friends and only keeps them because she blackmails them because they are both wanted criminals.

“I think I have a raccoon in my trash”
“No it’s Carlos Bandage, I saw she was in the neighborhood.”

by kallyirwin May 21, 2020

Rent-a-Band

The bands that plays the music for the pop stars and recieve no credit.

"Wow that rent-a-band that played the background to that pop song makes it sound great!

by Drums Guns and Fun December 6, 2009

The Graduate (the band)

(Easily considered the most talented band that I have EVER seen live) A band that creates amazing music and is extremely talented-that should be signed so that I can get some more of their music-their stage presence will make you feel as if they (or at the very least, the lead singer) is peering into your very soul even in the most crowded room.

Amazing sound, amazing presence, amazing talent, an amazing band.

~the end~

"The Graduate (the band)" is godly.

by A temporarily lost soul.. September 6, 2010

Sprinkling the bandaid

This is a term coined from the world of blunt rolling. It is only applied however when you have a blunt that has a leaf attached. After you roll the blunt you put a layer of weed on top of the leaf then wrap it around the blunt. The term bandaid comes as a nickname for the leaf.

Yo why is he wasting weed?
He's not man he's just sprinkling the bandaid

by C-Beezy-618 October 2, 2010

Timmaz Hard Band

Silicone Bands worn by the cult group and exclusive gang known as "Timmaz Hard".

This is seen as an equivalent to a gang patch and is only worn by respected members.

"Bro I heard Simon was prospecting"
"Yeah, he earnt his Timmaz Hard Band last week"

by jfoids November 5, 2011

glorified pep band

A "marching band" that does not have a halftime show and sits in the stands with music stands but still considers themselves a "marching band"...

The glorified pep band doesn't even have there music memorized.

by Marchingbandenthusiest December 15, 2015

last chance band

A group of diverse people who tend to love backwoods rockin' country music...They assemble in all ages and become one attracted to great people, presence and large rowdy campfires!! You can tell the road they took by the mud on Thier truck.

"These Northwest folk's are the Greatest!"
Last Chance Band

by Rowdyband January 25, 2017