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brandons grandpa

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"
Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!
by The almighty definer March 29, 2015
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Brandon d

Brandon is a tuff white kid that plays three sports and thinks he hard. He goes on his phone all day and is the most goofy ass kid in our grade in williamsville.
Kid: hey Brandon ur pretty funny

Brandon: your gay
Everyone: hahaha

Brandon d is a asshole
Asshole
by Williamsville retards December 13, 2020
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Brandon Wooters

A quiet, off centered dude, with notes of depression and anxiety that worries to much and has a tendency to like things he can't have.
Why are you worrying about the littlest things. you must be Brandon Wooters
by Brandon84 December 14, 2010
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Brandon Belt

The best giants hitter this season.
Timmy: The captain Brandon Belt hits another damn home run
Jimmy: Fuck yeah go giants
by ReedyThunder609 September 25, 2021
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Brandon time

An annoyingly slow concept of time.
Damn, he be running on Brandon time tho”
by B1ngb0ng November 28, 2020
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kylie and brandon

This is the cutest couple ever, they should be married
Kylie loves brandon soo much that she would walk millions of miles just to be with him
Brandon loves kylie soo much he would give up his life 4 her
by MAndB Inc. April 10, 2017
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brandon moment

when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.
you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”
by eatdapussy999 April 16, 2021
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