eat a biscuit

1) a persuasive statement issued to a person of skeletor qualities (ie- Mary-Kate Olsen)

2) a delicious invitation to one of slight stature to actually eat something with a calorie content

Tila Tequila: eat a biscuit and get off my TV

by effin_ann August 1, 2008

Alley Biscuit

A slang used in reference to an object capable of doing damage to someone or something. An Alley Biscuit is mostly used either in self defense or for B&E(breaking and entering).

Person 1-"Hey they say that you're going to get that ass whooped today."

Person 2-"I ain't worried about a damn thing. I'll just grab an Alley Biscuit and take care of em."

Person 1-"Yeah, you might wanna do that."

by Tuk Toi January 29, 2010

Church Biscuit

The paper-thin, paper-tasting wafer given to brainwashed Catholic disciples during Mass.

Priest: Body of Christ
Church-goer: Nah bro, church biscuit!!!
Priest: WTF?
Church-goer: Blah, this tastes like paper mache.

by Kitt Kansas October 13, 2012

Dick Biscuit

What you call someone if they are being dickish or a douchebag.

Stop being a Dick Biscuit, Nate, I'm trying to work

by cavecharm October 31, 2014

crusty biscuit

The dirty crust on a hooker's FUPA underbelly due to not bathing for several days

Bobby decided it would NOT be a good idea to lick the hooker's crusty biscuit.

by dirtyminorcan2 January 5, 2017

vanilla biscuit

Another term for "Cracker"
Often used with white people.

"What's up vanilla biscuit"

by Paperchasingandpu$$ytasting August 7, 2017

whats on your biscut

it means what was you thinking

whats on your biscut nigga why would you say sumthin like that you almost got us killed (what was you thinking)

by sade green July 29, 2007