baby-smashing

"I have given suck, and know / How tender 'tis to love the babe that milks me: / I would, while it was smiling in my face, / Have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums, / And dashed the brains out, had I so sworn as you / Have done to this." -- Macbeth I.vii.54-59

If you break your word, I'm going baby-smashing on you.

by Shakespeare's Kids December 9, 2010

soul baby

The connection Lady Ga Ga the zombie tranny and Clifford the hermaphrodite whore slut dog with a giant red rocket that gets all the bitches all the who died because of Oscar the grouch unplugging his kidneys and Abraham Lincoln fought vampiric confederates while Quincy Adams watched with his keystone light beer while riding a sea weasel ferret.

Damn that soul baby talk last nigh really opened me up to why Clifford being a whore makes sense.

by samuel L howard November 30, 2014

Shame Baby

A person who is easily "triggered"(Offended); filled with guilt about being born white, straight, <insert any racial/social economic/gender base> status for whatever given situation. Many Social Justice Warriors are Shame Babies.

Lena Dunham is so ashamed of being white, she's such a Shame Baby!

by Fields of May July 29, 2016

Spraying Babies

1. Money shot. The moment when a women recieves your legacy.

MAN1: Bro so i was so in the moment that a got Karen on her knees and started Spraying Babies all over her face!

MAN2: DUDE!

by Derben October 2, 2012

Baby Binker

A kid usually between the ages of 10-13 that is seriously annoying or clueless/oblivious to almost everything. A Baby Binker will try to act extremely older than they actually are.

13 y.o girl: I think it's about time I settle down into a serious relationship don't you think?
Older Sister: Absolutely not, you're a total Baby Binker!

by Tyty Shaw ; L.A.T August 26, 2012

Granola Baby

A girl who still looks good without makeup on

I saw this girl last night without makeup, she's such a granola baby

by TheCavalierKing August 1, 2012

Baby in a birdcage

An inappropriate over reaction; OR
A poor solution using drastic measures to a solve a problem.

1) She really put the baby in a birdcage and tried to burn down the Domino's that got her order wrong.

2) The Tea Party members are putting the baby in the birdcage on this Healthcare repeal.

by E.P. Cow July 14, 2011