A bunch of bellends who hate on apple for no particular reason other than to get sexual satisfaction. Generally found on YouTube comment section, these morons will go on a nerd rage hating on apple and how expensive and shit their products are, even though A) They are not, they are just like any other product out there and B) Apple have never done anything to them to make them act this way.
They do this because they have no life or nothing better to do. All of this is just because apple is not to their taste, and/or because their jealous poor losers who's parents wont buy them apple products because their pathetic little shits. Most apple bashers have never owned an apple product or if they have, usually an iPod, due to this, they have no right to judge products they have never owned.
Another thing apple bashers do is say that all good reviews of apple products are paid and is bias bullshit, which in itself, is bullshit.
It's commonly known that they Dutch rudder each other while shoving android devices up their asses and eating shit off their PC/Laptops.
The example is the usual bullshit their rages entail, their arguments Usually contain 80% supposedly-facts bullshit and 20% supposedly-true opinions.
They do this because they have no life or nothing better to do. All of this is just because apple is not to their taste, and/or because their jealous poor losers who's parents wont buy them apple products because their pathetic little shits. Most apple bashers have never owned an apple product or if they have, usually an iPod, due to this, they have no right to judge products they have never owned.
Another thing apple bashers do is say that all good reviews of apple products are paid and is bias bullshit, which in itself, is bullshit.
It's commonly known that they Dutch rudder each other while shoving android devices up their asses and eating shit off their PC/Laptops.
The example is the usual bullshit their rages entail, their arguments Usually contain 80% supposedly-facts bullshit and 20% supposedly-true opinions.
Apple basher: OH MY GOD, how shit is the new iPhone? it costs like $1000 and only has 2 cores in its processor? that technology is from the 19-fucking-50's. Macs are soooo over priced, their quad core processors are so out of date. Pcs are so much better and their quad cores are so fast, so much faster than the macs. Specs mean everything and i can judge because I know everything about computers and have read plenty of reviews of apple and everyone agrees that apple products are shit and for faggots.
by Wayne king January 9, 2014
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Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!
Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!
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Get the Applejack Crack mug.That new girl in the office is so Applecentric! She poured coffee on my PC and used my CDs as coasters, let's hide dildos in her desk.
by Cubeshine January 19, 2007
Get the Applecentric mug.A replacement to the term "The Good Ole' Days," "Applebutter Days" refers to a time when things were better/easier/happier.
This is derived from a reference to the days when it was fun and socially acceptable to sit around the cafeteria table and discuss various alternate meanings for the term applebutter.
This is derived from a reference to the days when it was fun and socially acceptable to sit around the cafeteria table and discuss various alternate meanings for the term applebutter.
"Hey, remember that time you got so drunk you couldn't see?"
"Yeah, we used to do that stuff all the time. Those were the applebutter days."
"Back in the applebutter days, cartoons didn't have to be politically correct."
"I don't want to go to work today. I want to go back to the applebutter days of college."
"Yeah, we used to do that stuff all the time. Those were the applebutter days."
"Back in the applebutter days, cartoons didn't have to be politically correct."
"I don't want to go to work today. I want to go back to the applebutter days of college."
by grossgab May 31, 2009
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them: I hope the attachment is attached, if not let me know and I'll try again. We have had the Mac since Christmas and I'm still so unsure with it
you: whoops..slow down there my little apple dropper.
you: whoops..slow down there my little apple dropper.
by sjmvi June 23, 2009
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With all that said it will still be a revolutionary product and other compaines like Dell and HP will try to copy it but fail horribly.
Wait for rev B
With all that said it will still be a revolutionary product and other compaines like Dell and HP will try to copy it but fail horribly.
Wait for rev B
John: "wow, Bill look! Steve Jobs just announced the apple tablet its awesome"
Bill: "awesome. Its going to be one of the greatest innovations ever, i cant wait till i buy one next year"
John: "why next year, im ordering mine right now! i may have to stop eating for a couple weeks but its worth it!"
Bill: "ok, hope you buy applecare for that thing and live close to the store and when its plauged with Rev. A issues dont post threads on Macrumors bitching about how youve had 5 replacements already"
John: "stop being a jerk it will be fine"
Bill: "suit yourself..."
5 months later
Bill: "hows ur tablet"
John: "screw you"
Bill: "awesome. Its going to be one of the greatest innovations ever, i cant wait till i buy one next year"
John: "why next year, im ordering mine right now! i may have to stop eating for a couple weeks but its worth it!"
Bill: "ok, hope you buy applecare for that thing and live close to the store and when its plauged with Rev. A issues dont post threads on Macrumors bitching about how youve had 5 replacements already"
John: "stop being a jerk it will be fine"
Bill: "suit yourself..."
5 months later
Bill: "hows ur tablet"
John: "screw you"
by islate man January 21, 2010
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