Puss-anus

Pronounced: (Puss’ ar’ nuss)
A man having troubles with a bleeding anus, typically from haemorrhoids.
Boss i cant come into work today my Puss-anus is really bad.
by Aussiejoker July 19, 2024
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Anu's Touch

Anu's Touch, stylized as Anustouch, is a permanently closed South Indian restaurant in Boobston, NJ that served what some consider them most innovative Indian dish of the 20th century: dehydrated miniature starfish in a brown curry glaze, garnished with corn. It is said to have tasted primarily of rancid vegetable oil. Other restaurants have attempted to reproduce the dish over the years, but none have succeeded in replicating the secret sauce—anu's touch. The founder, Jaggerwal Fatwinder, now long dead, claimed to have dreamt up the dish while under anaesthesia during the removal of a fat deposit in his forearm.
Bro, wanna do anu's touch tonight?
Thought ya'd never ask!
by trilliam turdsworth May 08, 2023
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turgent anus

an totally rondened ass cheek making it look swollen.
so my freind found out that "MARK" has such an turgent anus anegulfists could be unable to eat it
by xX 44100 Xx October 14, 2021
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shaved anus

a anus made hairless by the owner with a razer blade
buzz buzz snip snip shaved anus
by picklelicker999 August 28, 2016
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Anus Sausage

An Anus Sausage is when someone has a droopy anus, that of pink sock. The part on the anus that falls out when being butt-fucked too much.
Look at that man's anus! It looks like a big pink anus sausage is coming out of it!
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crusty anus

when you jizz on a girls anus and let it go nice and crusty
delicious :)
i gave your mum a crusty anus
by iLOVErednecks April 07, 2020
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