Nail tech

the most talented person you'll ever meet. makes tiny pictures all the time for fun. basically a therapist.

who needs a therapist when you have a nail tech????

by futurecosmotologist January 25, 2024

Vinal Tech HS

A stoner filled school located in Middletown, CT. You will often find drugs here (nic, weed). And Electrical is the primary source

Yeah dude my friend went to Vinal Tech HS, hes addicted to ganja now

by HawkDaddy69 May 29, 2024

Tech Butler

A sarcastic term for an IT professional, developer, or tech-savvy person who is constantly asked to perform menial or personal tech tasks that fall far outside their actual job description. These tasks often include fixing home Wi-Fi, resetting passwords, setting up someone's new phone, or explaining how to open a PDF — usually for coworkers, friends, or family members who treat them like on-call digital servants.

Used when:
Someone expects tech support on demand, no matter how irrelevant or inappropriate the request is.

Boss: "Hey, can you help me install TikTok on my daughter's iPad real quick?"
Dev: "I'm deploying a critical update right now."
Boss: "It'll only take a sec."
Dev: "Right. Because I’m your Tech Butler."

by TruthTriumph April 15, 2025

Analyzer Tech

The God of Gods among men. The most badass and intelligent son of a bitch to walk onto a jobsite. Outclass, outwork, and straight up outgun anybody that comes in his path. It is known that gazing upon their greatness can turn even the Best Engineer into a hollow shelled panzy crying for his mommie. Revered as the brains of the operation and life itself. Hung as well as a James. Women kneel to blow him. No Analyzer can live without him. All obey him

The Analyzer Tech God Saves The World One Analyzer at a Time

by Analyzer Tech July 3, 2018

Drop an A-tech

When you’re busting for a shit in a residential apartment and no one is watching, then proceed to leave skid marks for the owner to discover later.

I need to go drop an A-tech
I need to clean up after A-tech
There’s an A-tech surprise here/ A-tech have been here.

by Wombat85 July 21, 2022

Tech

When a smash bros player presses the shield button right as they hit a surface; if they successfully do this offstage, they can do another recovery.

Bob: Bro, that Ness player is dead. He can’t recover.
Bobb: Nah fam, he can live if he techs it.

-he didn’t tech lmao-

by Sus Chad May 11, 2021

Manor new tech

Dumb ass school with all these fake ass people

If you want a fake friend be sure to apply, but remember Manor New tech only accepts 60 students from each sho!

by Newtechculture June 15, 2018