look it up on your phone

1. A phrase used in corporate, academic, or other situations when an inappropriate topic can not be discussed. Often said to someone who is not familiar with a vernacular term, phrase, meme or other part of pop culture which is considered NSFW that searching on one's work or school computer could result in reprimands from superiors, IT or HR

2. an alternate expression for "you don't want to know"

A)
John: "...so with the new restroomproduct launch aimed at luxury hotels and restaurants, Marketing suggests we re-name our X1457 Deluxe Swivel Golden Showerhead."
Marty: "....why do need to rename it?"
John: "......Marketing suggests "golden shower" not be included as part of our product line."
Marty: "....why not?"
John: ".....look it up on your phone."

B)

Sue: "What's all this bunga-bunga stuff I keep hearing the students talking about?"

Mary: "Look it up on your phone."

by Ind617 January 13, 2017

look what the tide dragged in

Phrase used to describe a mild surprise. A tide will not conjure a magical appearance of an unfamiliar object. However it will occassionally wash ashore kelp, seaweed, dead jellyfish.

Your friend comes into the office late. You say, "Look what the tide dragged in"

by Joerivel April 27, 2006

look what the cat dragged in

Describing someone or something who looks like a dead rat on your porch.

I was looking at Peewee's girlfriend and couldn't stop thinking, "Oh look what the cat dragged in!!"

by razzle dazzle 69 November 30, 2013

Out here looking stupid

When someone you like alot, doesn't like you back, and know you look stupid for trying too hard.

Damn girl, he got me out here looking stupid.

by Cinnamon the synonym October 20, 2017

You-look-good-in-a-mask

Pandemic compliment, backhanded or otherwise, along the lines of "you-look-good-in-glasses."

This guy told me "you-look-good-in-a-mask" but I think he was just trying to hit on me.

by The Biggest Jeanius January 24, 2021

Look at the state of her fanny

Look 👀 at the state 🇨🇱 of her👧 Fanny 🐱 It smells 👃 like poo 💩 and it’s fucking 😡 saggy

“Look at the state of her Fanny”

by YOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEN June 26, 2021

you look like a slut

You wear really slutty clothes and you act like a complete whore

"You look like a slut because that's what you are"

by Kittttenfucked November 15, 2016