Pony Bug

Gaining an almost immediate liking towards ponies/horses after being around them maybe that day or the day before.

I just went to see the horses, and now I’ve got pony bug!

by 2knugget March 24, 2023

trophy pony

A beautiful person who dies at your house party. They can be a celebrity, but that is not a necessity. It does not imply that you are responsible for the death, merely that you enjoy the notoriety that accompanies such an event.

Desiree OD'd at Tanya's house. Definitely her trophy pony.

by Kikki8899 June 9, 2013

Wonkey pony

Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.

“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”

by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025

Riding the Coroni Pony

Testing positive for the Coronavirus, having COVID-19, got that Rona

After bar-hopping all weekend, I was shocked to discover I caught that 'rona. Guess I'll be riding the Coroni Pony for a fortnight.

by Beardo_357 December 2, 2020

low pony

When you’re doing any girl from behind and she falls over, so you hold her up by her shoulders to get the right gallop.

I was riding her too hard, she gave up and me and had to rein her back in low pony style to keep on track.

by juggler_sometimes December 22, 2018

Property wine ponies

The state of adoration for all of the above

"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"

by Pumpkin Palace November 16, 2021

stud pony

(N) the act of having sex with women with total disregard to what she has to do the next day.

AkA a gary or mud duck

You are the way she's walking, the stud pony must have got hold of her....

by Jonakin September 3, 2016