Neck Curtain

Hair that comes from the main section of the head, not including actual neck hair, down to cover the majority of the neck.

That medical student had a nice faux hawk with a clean neck curtain.

by KavKav November 19, 2009

crooked-neck

a moronic flamer who can't talk right or hold his head straight up

Korba,k is such a crooked-neck

by Jason rosy July 3, 2008

dookie neck

Black or brown growths on the necks of some adults. Reminds us of dookie splatters on his/her neck.

Ew...she got a dookie neck.

by danay September 17, 2008

Neck Pussy

When a male cannot grow a beard, just hair on his neck area like a small amish boy. If a person can grow a "true" neck pussy they should not have to shave there face, just their neck.

"Damn when Andy was home sick for those two days his neck pussy got outta control."

"That girl at the bar last night thought my neck pussy whas the bomb.com"

by Urban Andy February 3, 2009

Turtle Necking

A sexual act involving two un-circumsized males in which one male pulls his foreskin over the other's penis, after which point the roles may be reversed. Also known as "The Chinese Penis Trap".

Doug and I spent last night turtle necking.

by El Gusto Fanny Bandito February 18, 2010

turkey neck

Basically your balls are mysteriously fixed to your penis in a web-like fashion
or
Penoscrotal Web

The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web or turkey neck of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.

by diy July 28, 2008

Colts Neck

Rich, Boring White town with nothing to do, explains why alot of the kids around here are doing drugs, racing the sports car, usually a beemer, and then getting killed. Local Hangouts sadly include the local resturants (Huddies Inn, Orlands Pizzaria), and dunkin donuts. Note that most kids end up being wiggers, punks, guidos, druggies, or just straight out gay, while VERY few are (like me) normal or loners
In Short, the most boring place in new jersey, even worse than Holmdel... or is that worst?

Colts Neck Kid 1: *Obviously High* Yo Maaaaan... What's up
Colts Neck Kid 2: Shit Nigga, not much, yous dogg?
Colts Neck Kid 3: Yo, that party last night in jackson, fucking amazing, shoulda seen the pussy?
Colts Neck Kid 1: So guys... what do you wanna do...?
Colts Neck Kid 2: Shit, ain't nottin' much to dos, hows 'bout we take 'dat pimpmoblie and goes to Dunkin Donuts
Colts Neck Kid 3: Sounds Good, maybe there'd be some bitches there man
Colts Neck Kid 2: Dogg, yous know 'da bitches be crawlin' all ova at 'da malls
Colts Neck Kid 3: Shit... the fucks there to do around here?
Colts Neck Kid 1: ... No idea man... pass the blunt man
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Me: Kids, a word of advice, if your parents ever talk about moving to Colts Neck, be prepared to be bored out of your fucking mind

by Leo Leoheart January 11, 2009