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Penis Monster

a monster that lives in Alabama who has a penis for a face he seeks children in the night to deep throat them so hard that they choke
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Monster Wave

An extremely large wave coming from the ocean; notably in Cape Cod, Massachusetts. Often mistaken for a Master Wave; however Master Waves are much smaller than Monster Waves. People often boogie-board Monster Waves.
"Oh my gosh, it's a Monster Wave! Let's ride the Monster Wave!"
by North American Wave Society August 30, 2009
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Honky monster

He showed his honky monster to her.
by Txpud63 March 9, 2020
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vegie monster

A vegie monster hated character on the TV show Seasame Street. He was made so children could eat more vegies and he replaced the cookie monster. This caused an outrage and little children rebelled against vegetables which backfired their cause for the vegie monster. The vegie monster got fired and little kids all around are still eating cookies and getting fat.
by Cl Rodden February 24, 2011
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slug monster

i) a general analogy for all things terrible and horrendous in nature.
1) ripping someones shit out by sticking your arm elbow deep in their face is a type of "slug monstering".

2) If a child is vampiric then by law you must axe their throats. This is another manner of slug monstering someone. Or SM'ing their shit.
by Kade/Sarah February 18, 2008
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Money monster

Think twice about her, she's a money monster
by Acwao32 October 17, 2018
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Derpanchy Monster

A term used for a duo of drunken fools who hit bars like tornadoes hit Oklahoma.
Oh my god, the Derpanchy Monster just walked in the door. Hide yo wives, hide yo keeds -- just feed them copious amounts of booze and let's hope they leave the bar in one piece.
by Sleezy D-Wreck December 31, 2011
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