christopher kelly

Christopher is a man who really enjoys playing Pokémon go with the hoes.
That guy is playing Pokémon go! He is such a Christopher Kelly
by My name is boi69 April 19, 2017
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R Kelly

A person who is sentenced to 30 years in prison
Person 1:you know r Kelly was sentenced to prison…
Person2: wth 😭
by Twizzy ya boi June 30, 2022
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R. Kelly

R. Kelly a rapper who raped underaged girls.

A very uncomfortable joke used for people who are underage because of R. Kelly’s raping underaged girls or for doing something weird.
“R. Kelly is gonna get you!” Told to an underage person.
*Does something very weird*
“Bro stop doing that or else your gonna end up like R. Kelly” *backs away a little bit with a quick shiver*
by weirdwushi March 14, 2019
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R. Kelly

A R&B singer who is talented but also very guilty of serious crimes towards women and people under-age.
Did you heard about R. Kelly? He has been sent to prison! Yes, I know he's talented. But also very guilty!
by KingPoker96 June 18, 2022
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Megyn Kelly

Hym "What would Megyn Kelly do to stop a school shooting? NOTHING! A big fat nothing! 0! ZERO! Not a Goddamn thing. And you want to lock the parents up for NOT INTERVENING in a way that WE ALL KNOW you would NOT INTERVENE and then you have the nerve to condemn the parents and cry on you fucking priests shoulder 'BOO HOO! I'm so sad murdered kids even though I would do more to provoke it than I would EVER would to stop it. And then I'll cry for my priest and the camera.' They're burning in hell (by the way) according to your religion they're a 99.9% chance they're burning in hell FOREVER. The dead kids? Hell forever. Terrible! And we all say it too. All your viewers saw you do nothing. You God saw it. And to pretend you would intervene in any way that's substantial is a LIE which you're going to burn forever for too. So, at least the dead kids will have company."
by Hym Iam February 03, 2024
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a Kelly Night

a Kelly night usually involves the disappearance of clothes- whether it be due to a challenge, a strip ps3 or sport game, or just the annoyance of clothes. It also involves a ridiculous amount of fast food, and of course a ton of alcohol.
"So we ended up playing strip tiger woods and then I woke up naked, with evidence that I ate TWO whataburgers, fries, and a honey butter bisquit spent over 15 dollars.... I had a Kelly Night."
by DELA0404 October 23, 2011
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Jackson kelly

A famous horizontally challenged celebrity and he loves eating Big Chungi, he's a gay faggot and he sexually harasses girls. He calls me at 3 am and tells me that he wet the bed and he does the 3 am challenge.
by The real lord chungus January 17, 2019
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