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Covfefe job

The act of ski-poling while sitting between Vladimir Putin and Mohammad Bin Salman while wearing a red bib that says “MAGA”
The only new employment opportunities the POTUS can create are covfefe jobs
by Dr.Smackly November 28, 2018
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Combo Job

When a girl gives you head and pleasures you with her hands at the same time.
Did you have a good time with your girlfriend last night?

Yeah she was amazing she gave me a combo job until I jizzed in her mouth
by crushedicey May 5, 2014
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Tim job

Tim job. Different from a timjob. A Tim job is when you wear only a tool belt and give a rim job while doing your best impersonation of Tim "The Toolman" Taylor's icon grunt.
Friend #1: Girl, my man gave me the best Tim job last night!

Friend #2: Really?!? I'm so jealous my man's grunt still needs work so I'm never fully satisfied when he gives me a Tim job.
by Psymon1116 September 21, 2018
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Boiler Job

When a guy who owns a Harley Street Glide is giving another man a blowjob; whom is on the toilet with diarrhea.
I'm doing a boiler job for some guy.
by Sparky Nelson October 7, 2018
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Snoop Job

The act of smoking marijuana or tobacco out of a pipe or other paraphernalia that is inserted into your partner's ass or desired orifice for sexual pleasure or entertainment.
"Dude he just picked up an eighth for her, I guarantee you she gives him a snoop job with it."
by Manyhollywood December 19, 2014
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Dry Job

When the wrinkly old man in the gym locker room is drying his balls with the hand dryer.
Professor John is back at it again getting a dry job in the locker room.
by Saggier Man July 13, 2021
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Band job

A combination of a hj and bj. Where one uses a combination of oral sex and giving a hand job to help a sexual partner reach orgasm
She gave him a band job, lucky fucker
by Matt Raesake July 12, 2021
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