Hoe Goblin

a incredibly short person who steals the worlds supply of hoes and leaves none for the rest of us

ur mother is the biggest hoe goblin this town has ever seen

by trlyhis July 16, 2023

Clob Goblin

A woman with very large, fake lips

"Hey John, you see that Clob Goblin over there?"
"That's some Clob Goblin!"

by SeoLimpson June 19, 2022

buttfuck goblin

A subset of the classic fairytale species of the Goblin, in which they partake in absurd amounts of buttfucking, or anal sex.

Watch out for those Buttfuck Goblins, they'll make you stretch for sure.

by Tillmeister September 11, 2022

Goblin Mode

When you go into a state of grief and sorrow and resort to becoming a goblin.

Person 1: I am going Goblin Mode.

Person 2: No! Dont go Goblin Mode!

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

Goblin Goon

Giant sized body. Goblin sized brain.

Not your average goon, a goblin goon

by JackCheeze April 21, 2025

Goblin Mode

it's just jacking off

i went goblin mode at work yesterday and lost my job

by 24/7 jackin off March 28, 2024

Green Goblin

A certified dog; one who isn’t scared of the fire but thrives in it.

One shall not miscalculate their moves when in the presence of green goblin.

by SweetsV2 March 30, 2025