friend blocker

A needy roommate, classmate, relative, or other associate who impedes your ability to make friends by insisting on being part of any new relationship you try to make. The friend blocker stands next to you while you are meeting new people and makes clear that the blocker is part of any new friendship.

Dillon is introducing himself to Jeremy, a new guy on the dorm floor. Dillon's roommate is a friend blocker, so he walks up beside Dillon and says, "Dillon, my man, who's our new friend?" Then the roommate stands immediately next to Dillon for the duration of the conversation.

by Medford Man December 24, 2009

Fein Friend

A Fein Friend is one who you only talk/hangout with is because they either have a vape or cart

Sammy:Hey you know lexi?
Jenna:Kinda she’s just a Fein Friend

by Megatron1108 July 14, 2023

fallopian friends

when a group of 2 or more girls have their period at the same time

girl 1: "ugH I HATE CRAMPS!! :("
girl 2: "ugh saME"

girl 1: "OMFG R U ON UR PERIOD???"
girl 2: "YES!!"
both: "FALLOPIAN FRIENDS 4 LYFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by chameleonp00p March 7, 2013

a friend of mara

Queers (mostly lesbians) ask if you are a friend of mara when they want to know if you are queer as well.
Long time ago they used 'friends of Dorothy' but the crew-ra brought this back again:)

Lesbian: hey. I've been wondering if.. if you are a friend of mara..?
Pan: heck yes I am ;) are you?
Lesbian: definitely.

by SomeAlienKid August 1, 2020

inside friend

an inside friend is a secret friends-with-benefits person in your life

He can't go to the wedding as my date, he's just an inside friend.

by decietful.dictionary September 6, 2020

squeaky friend

Squeaky friends (Also known as Broblox or Robros) are friends who are young or young at heart.
They are typically portrayed as ROBLOX loving kids.

"Oh hey, Sora, want to play ROBLOX?"
"No thanks, I'm 28 and have to get to work. Have fun, my squeaky friend."

by Squirp September 9, 2020

best friend

basically, you fuck with her you fuck with me. don't mess with a girl's best friend.

don't cross her if she has a best friend.

by emilyyylackibg1 March 4, 2016