Dickless dildo

A dildo with nothing but balls

I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick

by anonymous November 9, 2022

Concrete Dildo

Despite the energy and resources spent to create it, it's not even worth the time to practically use it

"Hey! Did you see the new JC Penny's they just built?"
"Didn't they go bankrupt?"
"Exactly! Another concrete dildo for the neighborhood!"

by blackwolfhell March 4, 2022

Dildo

When a woman can't find a cock

"I use a dildo because I don't want an bf"

by MeminDemon October 29, 2019

dildo

a thing that looks like a dildo (or a dick)

"That looks like a dildo

by YaboiPAULIEG October 25, 2018

Dildo

Things that enhance your gaming ability and go over your controllers thumbstick

Rage: “Ayo bro I lost my dildos i don’t think ima be able to shoot very well”

Kai: “Fuck bro you lost your dildos damn it’s Ight buy some new ones tomorrow”

by Jay….23 December 25, 2021

dual dildo

Two dildos glued together, either horizontally or vertically

"Ladies, I would suggest using the dual dildo technique, it's much easier than sticking two seperate dildos up there."

by Sppplitup June 6, 2016

Where’s Dildo?

A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.

Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.

by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020