it is the most majestic and considerable being in the universe, the creature loves white girls and football; usually it talks about video games and hunting. Nothing could ever overcome its greatness, it is filled with so much luxurious power that it could be considered the next George Washington. Its habitat is a small little house in the sticks, usually loud sounds come from the building cause of football. Its formal professionalism can not be surpassed by any form of trickery or disbelief. In its life it has died twice so do not try and combat it. If come in contact with the superior, just stay calm and talk about football, but DO NOT TALK ABOUT ALBURN.
Person 1: Yo, what was that one amazing thing that was so cool that everyone needs to know about it.
Person 2: Keldon Cook?
Person 1: (Head explodes.)
Person 2: Keldon Cook?
Person 1: (Head explodes.)
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Person 1: Dope! Those two are some cool cooks
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The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
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"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
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