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AP Gooning

A secret class at the AP level available under the following requirements:

- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:

- AP Chemistry

- AP Calculus BC

- AP Physics

- AP Literature

- AP United States History

- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.

Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.

No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.

No known persons have passed the exam.
"Why am I scheduled for the 'AP Gooning' exam? I don't goon."

"Sure..."
by Glendonson June 10, 2025
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Ape Nigga

An ape that wanders towns in search of a hospital to beat everyone inside of it.
I was at the hospital and i saw an ape go Ape Nigga on this dude with major hemroids.
by ApeFARTS February 27, 2020
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to go apes

To go express oneself wildly or savagely, as an ape would.
My friend and I were having a good time, but when he made fun of my little sister, I had to go apes on him.
by Peggisms March 24, 2019
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Ape Mode

A Popular Streetwear clothing brand by a black designer name Ray Love from Milwaukee, WI. Mr. Love continues to design out of the box apparel and does things other brand doesn’t think of doing.
When my mom took me to the mall I begged her to take me to get a Ape Mode hoodie.
by 000777000 December 27, 2023
mugGet the Ape Modemug.

Bloody Ape

An act in which a black person has really long fingernails and fingers a girl and therefore makes her bleed.
Guy 1: Did you hear what Maguire did to Lauren?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s gross he pulled a bloody ape on her.
by Chunky poop lover September 18, 2019
mugGet the Bloody Apemug.

AP Biology

What non-AP students take cuz they’re too fuckin dumb for AP Chem and AP Physics.
“My parents want me to take an AP class, but since I have the intelligence of a fruit fly and suck balls at math, I’ll probably just take AP Biology.”
by in the stratosphere April 23, 2019
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AP

abbreviation for After Party: generally smaller number of population of guests that were at an event that all socialise together after the event (Party)
Zoe: come to the AP at 12-3
by •~melanie~• July 30, 2015
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