death grip syndrome

An inability to ejaculate due to either psychological inhibition or through desensitization of the penis from one's hands.

he has death grip syndrome

by Bobbystrurrew July 12, 2023

Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS)

Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.

Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.

by Nyxocotic July 13, 2023

mods member syndrome

The lack of any reading comprehension abilities. The inability to understand basic sentences/phrases. Exhibited primarily by members of the Mathematical Olympiads Discord Server (MODS).

“Hey do you have the solution to potd 420?”
“Oh you mean the dishes? Yeah I just washed them”
“What?”
“Oh sorry mods member syndrome. I read it wrong lol”
“Wait actually now reading your message again, I think ur right! That is a great solution!”
“Oh I see that you’re a fellow MODS member as well :)”

by MODS_Librarian July 14, 2023

Q Up Syndrome

A term used for League of Legends players when they say "queue up," or play another game, when the player(s) is not mentally, emotionally, and/or financially stable. This act promotes both sadistic and masochistic characteristics to themselves that they are aware but ignorant of because LP addiction is more powerful than society. This condition is chronic and could lead to brain damage.

"I can't take it anymore... I'm going to Q up... ARUGHHHHH," Yerpyyy said.
"Yeah you have stage 4 and Q up syndrome," Mars replied.

by Yerpyyy July 14, 2023

Ivory Tower Syndrome

A state of mind sometimes found in academics and intellectuals who become so wrapped up in their intelligence and their studies (their "Ivory Tower") that they become disconnected from the rest of the world. Often produces attributes that make for unpleasant social interactions, ranging from severe shyness and introversion to arrogance, haughtiness, and pride.

Dr. So-And-So used to be such a great person until they started working in academia. Then they started losing touch with the world around them and developed a severe case of Ivory Tower Syndrome, and now they think everyone with an IQ less than 120 is an "ignoramus."

by EliteNinja26 July 17, 2023

wadoom-el-3nza-phobia/syndrome

wadoom-el-3nza-phobia/syndrome is a rare and diplomatic phobia/syndrome which occurs in 4 in 50 people. people with this phobia cannot be cured. it causes them to be violent and maybe even commit sooeside and mass killings from the anger they face. if you see the monster wadoom, RUN.
#kyliejennerlip #kim #santaclause #cardib

“oh no my wadoom-el-3nza-phobia/syndrome is flaring up!”

by kkmmzzo July 18, 2023

Cummy Bum Syndrome

The syndrome where your bummy is full of cummy cum.

"Bro why the fuck are you looking up cummy bum syndrome are you fucking deranged?!"

by anonymous July 25, 2023