A dull ache or numbness in one testicle caused by sitting in the same position for too long. Usually not life-threatening.
by Bobsleighbob October 2, 2018

Exuding an enormous amount of confidence and swag playing baseball, especially with batting and hitting.
by Gymclasswarrior June 10, 2025

grandma: did you do some CBT(cock and bal torture) yesterday?
You: Yes ofcourse, otherwise I wouldn't be here.
Grandma: Damnnnnn!!!!!!!
CBT is being defined as Cock and ball torture
You: Yes ofcourse, otherwise I wouldn't be here.
Grandma: Damnnnnn!!!!!!!
CBT is being defined as Cock and ball torture
by Damniel69 July 8, 2020

by julians96 January 22, 2025

GOD gave us TWO BALLS most of us or if you are nonreligious evolution evolved TWO BALLS for us to have COURAGE AND NOT BE AN ASSHOLE.
It is INVOLUNTARY CASTRATION.
This includes ASS SHIT.
It is INVOLUNTARY CASTRATION.
This includes ASS SHIT.
It is not TRANSGENDER SHIT ANAL ALAN it is BALLS TWO GO because you are a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE and FLAGRANT SEX MANIAC to the point of untimely EXPOSURE by using PEEPLE.
Hey BALLS TWO GO DICK includes your ANUS CRUNCHER at BUTT FUCKER time PROSTATE GLANDS are no longer part of your ORGASMIC PACKAGE.
Hey BALLS TWO GO DICK includes your ANUS CRUNCHER at BUTT FUCKER time PROSTATE GLANDS are no longer part of your ORGASMIC PACKAGE.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.
Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"
Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009
