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Titan TV Man

DaFuq?!Boom!'s Titan TV Man is a giant, strong, and powerful hardware head even stronger than any TV Man or TV Woman. He fought with Titan Speakerman to get his Skibidi Parasite out of his head, but flew away. In episode 47, G-man toilet and Titan Speakerman stabbed Titan TV Man but before he died, he teleported to safety.
Titan Tv Man is really strong!
by Star711real_yt August 5, 2023
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bitches and hos man

(A long version is sometimes heard, example: "It's just bitches and hos, man, bitches and hos".

A common variant is "Bitches is just hos, man.")

This is a modern-day phrase some guys use to comfort a male friend who is pining for a special woman (or who is lamenting being rejected by her, or who was recently dumped by his girlfriend).

The guys who use this phrase to comfort their friends could use it sincerely or insincerely.

When used sincerely, the sensitive friend may realize that despite the crass language, the person using this phrase is only trying to make them feel better.

Typically, in this situation, the person using the phrase uses it IRONICALLY, and may in fact have a decent respect for women. The sensitive friend may pick up on this irony/humor.

When used insincerely, the sensitive friend (who may respect women) may start an argument with the person who used the phrase, since in this case the person who said it displayed a sexist attitude while saying it.

In the examples, carefully note the two different deliveries of the phrase by DF1 (sensitive) and DF2 (insensitive), and the two correspondingly divergent reactions of SD.

I am sure there are other deliveries (emotional tones) out there for this phrase, and also thus different meanings for it. Please add them.

The exact origin of this phrase is not clear... I cannot tell if it was actually originally meant to be sexist or ironic.
THE SETUP:

Sensitive Dude:

"I don't know if I will ever get over

(insert girl's name here).

She was and is the single most perfect, talented, intelligent, and awesome girl I've ever met in my life, with a great personality, beautiful looks, a wonderful outlook on life, etc. etc. I'm just miserable knowing that she doesn't like me as much as I like her."

THE DELIVERY AND REACTION - SINCERE VERSION:

Sensitive Dude's friend

(let's call him Dude Friend 1):

"Don't worry about it, it's just bitches and hos man, bitches and hos. I'm sure you'll find someone else, because there are a lot of people in this world."

Sensitive Dude ('s reaction):

"Haha I guess you're right, man... she is so damn awesome that I want to stay friends with her no matter the emotional torture, but you're right: I have to keep looking, maybe I will find someone else."

THE DELIVERY AND REACTION - INSINCERE VERSION:

Sensitive Dude's other friend

(lets call him Dude Friend 2): "It's just bitches and hos man, bitches and hos. You shouldn't even give a rat's ass about her, because bitches is all alike and they ain't worth shit homie."

Sensitive (yet surprisingly tough) Dude ('s reaction):

"Why you- !!!" (fistfight ensues)
by Bandy Banret January 17, 2012
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Word Salad Man

Used to describe the former leader of group of friends, family and casual group of Gamers (not all hard core).

Not meant as an insult, just a inquiry by a "Concerned Citizen", Word Salad Man embraced the love he had for the Game, the Community, and it's developers.

Word Salad Man's "Flight of Thought" and Inability to speak out, or up, can be disconcerting to some. Like all humans, Word Salad Man has faults, foibles, and is prone to making mistakes.

If you or someone you love is experiencing Trauma, Pain, or Undue suffering, please seek professional help. Word Salad Man is, and the future is getting better, all the time. It's not "Fake it til U make it", it's "Believe it, and we can achieve it".

To thine own self, be True. Avoid the Cringy, if possible.

Forgive, remember the history if U must, but please also remember to Forgive. Not a command, just a friendly request. Word Salad Man often has a problem forgiving himself most of all. Believe it. Cheers.
1. Alcoholic, Addict, Long-Time sufferer of Depression: Word Salad Man was not qualified to help me, but his unfailing voice helped me seek the professional help I need.

2. Former Guild Mate: Word Salad Man took the time to help the Gaming Forums, considered too toxic to some, and inspire change. At times cringe, at times difficult to understand, Word Salad Man was loved by all...too strong. Maybe some day.

3. Testimonial #3: I told Word Salad Man to "Relax, have some coffee". it made him smile (there's always Decaf, Big Smile, big smile)

4. Testimonial #4: I cannot speak to all facets of WSM's life choices, but when I asked him to take a walk and clear his head, he had an interesting tale to tell. Not as good as Bilbo from LotR, but, at least it made him smile.

5. Testimonial #5. I saw a strange individual approach me wearing a paper Waffle Hut hat. He was rambling on about a lost dog. He wanted to stop being a shut in, and become a finder of lost dogs. I wished him well on his journey. He didn't say if he was Word Salad Man. I thought he might have been Waffle House Man. We live in such confusing times.
by Mr. Bob A. Feet May 25, 2021
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Second Hand Man

Using your other hand to masturbate (fap, jerk off, ect...)with when your main hand has intense hands cramps, atheritis, or carnal tunnel syndrome from over fapping.
Guy: Bro, I've got serious Carnal Tunnel Syndrome. I think I'll be depending on my Second Hand Man tonight.
by suskygirl August 22, 2011
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Blue Hat Man

Some guy in a Korean kids show
by ? August 29, 2003
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Man-O-Pause

When a Woman/lady needs a break from the dating scene. AKA the Heisman - blinders etc....

When a girl has gone on sooo many dates with douche bags its time for a Man-o-pause...

A typical man-o-pause lasts until the woman/girl is ready to deal with men again.
Guy: hey good looking how are you doing....

Girl: I am on Man-o-Pause please leave me alone - I am not looking for anything - I will let you know when I push play...
by Girlonapause August 27, 2010
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mee jee man

dog loving faggot with a huge amount of sexual frustration.
by YuuJuuMan January 2, 2004
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