maintenance-sex

Generally used in long term relationships to satisfy one or both partners needs when the sexual tension just needs to be released quickly with no performance expectations. Usually benefits one partner, but can be mutually beneficial as well.

My balls are blue this week, and I just can't get to sleep. Do you have a minute for maintenance-sex?

by mememetoo March 11, 2025

Sex

what your mum did to make you.

....if ur a kid, don't look it up. just, don't....srsly don't-
uhm...sex means what ur gender is! yea! so, don't look it up.. :)

by idk what I'm doing here- October 11, 2022

national car sex day

August 11th Is national CAR SEX DAYYY it’s the day where you find ya favorite broad & crack em inna whip

“ aye arackz is national car sex dayyyy”

by The nìgga masee August 5, 2024

Sex on the cob

When you shove corn on the cob up your ass and down your throat until they meet with a skewer on each end and proceed to fuck yourself.

Last night me and Cyndie helped me have sex on the cob. It was the most thrilling experience I've ever had.

by Beers Lite May 17, 2020

Sex

To stick your dick in a vigina and to make cum and to bang on your girl if you're looking this up you just want to get a boner and have no sex life

My Daddy and I had really big sex.
Me- It's sex time daddy!!!
Daddy- Time to cum to papa!
Me-UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dad- Cum is Yum
Me- Oh yes daddy

by straightgang4life March 14, 2022

SEX MAP

Sex Map is what stalkers use to

app that all of the spots This guy Named Will likes to keep his victims to Degrade and spit on and rape there corn holes.

My Sex Map is a map that creepers like Will or William like to store his precious Lynett and other women at that he has collected to Ass rape and make up lies so he looks like the victim.

by DrFuck February 18, 2022

Sex

Nothing here

Alex: wanna have sex kat
Kat:ahh daddy

by Whostolmahcake November 21, 2021