Love glove

A filled condom that is primarily used as a weapon for self-defense purposes

John- "Holy fuck he just hit that guy with a massive love glove"
Haden- "Yeah like wtf why was it so huge"

by ThatOneGuardianboi March 6, 2024

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

Tbh u Csn keep everything else I just need the words love addict

by anonymous February 3, 2022

Love

Many things are unclear…
Growing is the fear….
Overthinking, I can’t help but do…
I only wish to be one with YOU!!!

No posts…
Barely move the thing I love most…
The change I don’t understand…
Uggh 2023😢
You continue to crush me…

But I will always believe.
And you will NEVER…
Take the love I have for HE!!!
That I will guarantee!!!

Cry I may do…
As I overthink a thing or two…
But I know my love for him is true!!!
Even when I am blue…

My faith you may try to test…
My love for him…
Will never rest!
No matter what!!!

Don’t underestimate…
This horse at the gate…
I will wait…
As I know fate…

And my unconditional love for HIM!!!

by a dream and 💔 December 6, 2023

love burrito

When you cuddled up by your cat and dog at the same time.

Hey Max, I wake up in a love burrito this morning.

by kaliyuga September 11, 2020

love

dan and phil

dan and phil are the definition of love, just look at how they look at each other with such fondness - pure love!

by meloln July 31, 2018

hoop love

Hoop love is sex between 2 men.

Billy and Bob were practicing some hoop love.

by SkulledWarlock November 6, 2022

Andrew Lovely

The weirdest fucking kid you'll ever meet. He jerks off to anime porn and has a super small dick.

Who the hell would send a pic of their dick to a girl if it's that small?!?!?!? Andrew Lovely would.

by JesusLover276 March 13, 2020