Strange Cock

A cock that is not one's own!

Hey, try not to touch any strange cock when you go to the Mets game.

by Captain Carrots February 19, 2024

Cock Nazi

An individual who goes above and beyond the call of duty of your most aggressively hellacious asshole. An evil shit to the Nth degree.

So Lauren finally dumped her shitheel boyfriend- he's such a Cock Nazi that, after she found a list of hookers with phone numbers, along with a receipt for STD treatment in his wallet, he had the nerve to scream at her for an hour about her invading his privacy!

by lasonambula April 22, 2020

Cock vulture

Often unattractive and often middle aged woman who will hungrily swoop on any available man usually when said man is heavily intoxicated.

Mark was so drunk he had no idea of the cock vulture that was about to feast on him.

by Dzmcpherson January 11, 2014

cock confetti

The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.

Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?

Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.

by mike2285 August 7, 2012

Cock block

A person who, sometimes repeatedly prevents someone from having any chance of getting laid.
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.

The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:

Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws

"My daughter has been sleeping in my wife's and I's room allot lately.
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"

by Skisonice September 30, 2022

Cock sucking gypsy

someone who mikoozles others

THAT COCK SUCKING GYPSY MIKOOZLED ME

by Oopsmikesdead May 8, 2019

cock smoothie

When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.

hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie

by babyturtle69 January 23, 2022