cashew cock

Cashew cock is when someone has a small knobbly penis that is bitter to the taste.

Ahhhh did you hear heather said Wayne Firth has a cashew cock after they hooked up last night?

by Adzybayor August 18, 2020

cock

Hey, Nice cock!

So i was walking into the bathroom when i saw my dad and i said "Hey,Nice Cock!"

by glizzytouch February 18, 2021

How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

Cock weasel

A wanna-be Eskimo bro. “Mr. Steal Your Girl”

I heard you’ve been hanging out with Bree you cock weasel!

by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019

Night Cock

A night dedicated to Ireland dominating the Theta Chi Beer Olympics.

Ireland had themselves one hell of a night cock last night. Fuck Andre.

by Scabby J May 30, 2018

Wigger cock

A White male that used their White cocks to molest, sexually abuse, and rape people. Also, sleep with someone’s Mom, girlfriend, or wife.

Kevin: I’m going to rape that boy.
Tommy: You got a wigger cock, you know that White boy?

by LinkxPeach June 18, 2022

crepe cock

When a crepe is used as condom during sexual intercouse

Get on your crepe cock!

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017