A sex move. You insert cannabis oil into your rectum and wait until it gets you high. Next, you fart the remaining oil out onto your partner's face or into their mouth.
"Dude, my ladyfriend gave me a Hot Neptune last night!"
"That's disgusting, why are you telling me this?"
"That's disgusting, why are you telling me this?"
by Smaff Petress August 26, 2021

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.
by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018

by nosferat29 May 31, 2021

by NBST June 13, 2024

Sex on a train, similiar to the mile high club for sex on a plane.
(To put the choo choo in the moo moo)
(To put the choo choo in the moo moo)
I‘m am happy to join my Friends in the hot rail club, I was the Last of my homies to bang a guy/girl on a train.
by Piedlschniedl April 7, 2023
