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hot neptune

A sex move. You insert cannabis oil into your rectum and wait until it gets you high. Next, you fart the remaining oil out onto your partner's face or into their mouth.
"Dude, my ladyfriend gave me a Hot Neptune last night!"
"That's disgusting, why are you telling me this?"
by Smaff Petress August 26, 2021
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Halfway Hot Dog

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.
Tom took threesomes to a whole new level with the halfway hot dog
by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018
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hot

"how would you define hot?"
"ryan reynolds."
by GodHatesKai November 20, 2021
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Hot Battered Turd

A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018
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Hot Breakfast

When something is cool or the best.

AKA: FETCH
Did you see ? He's so fine! He's Hot Breakfast. I'd eat him up!
by nosferat29 May 31, 2021
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Tapatio Hot Hand

Intimate usage of one's hands; either on one's self or another.
Hey, did you hear? Ricardo was caught giving Tapatio Hot Hands outside Zellers again.
by NBST June 13, 2024
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Hot Rail Club

Sex on a train, similiar to the mile high club for sex on a plane.

(To put the choo choo in the moo moo)
I‘m am happy to join my Friends in the hot rail club, I was the Last of my homies to bang a guy/girl on a train.
by Piedlschniedl April 7, 2023
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