Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered an 8/10 in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Oh my god dude, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah bro, she’s Iowa hot.

by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023

Nasty Hot Pocket

Must have 5+ players. Each person will take turns trying to cum in a Hot Pocket, within a timespan of 5 minutes. First person that can't cum in 5 minutes, has to eat the "Nasty Hot Pocket".

Blake: Wanna play "Nasty Hot Pocket" this Saturday??
Xander: Sure! That's my favorite game!

by ilovetotouchlittlekidsofalltyp September 5, 2021

Hot Pocket

When you have rank gas and let one fly under the covers then pull them up over your girlfriend's head and say "hot pockets" in a high-pitched voice like from the commercial.

Sam: I gave Samantha a good ol' ripe Hot Pocket last night she came very hard.
Bill: wow I always knew she had a wild side.

by ledar August 3, 2021

hot pocket mom

Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.

Had a hot pocket mom last night, 10/10 would recommend!

by Spacemonke June 26, 2021

Hot-Cold

when a hot beverage gone cold

sally: my stomach hurts

chrome: its that hot-cold coffee you drinking

by wowarealword July 3, 2024

Hot Rod

When a girl give a blowjob then takes a shot of hot sauce afterward.

“Hey bro guess what”
Bro- “What?”

“I got a hot rod from a chick last night!”
Bro- “No WAY!”

by J.J namsit September 30, 2019

Hot Food Hands

A lesson in patience and futility.

I hate when Chef Bryce calls for “Hot Food Hands”. He is so lost it takes him five minutes to sell one table.

by Rocket828 September 27, 2024