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First Love

The best thing about Your First Love is that it isn’t your last
She was my first love
by Your Friend :)) June 30, 2021
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Does Claire Love Lara More?

Of course she does and she always will
her love for her beams and grows daily

claire will always love lara more

deal with it lara <3
Does Claire Love Lara More? yes
by AcidicAss December 13, 2021
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Shrek is Love Shrek is Life

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by QuandaleDingleNigger March 8, 2024
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love

you will never have love
by netlok January 31, 2022
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Love

Love is defined by what it means to you so you can take it anyway you like darling~
I love you Precious, my baby, my darling, my everything.
by Hosue February 23, 2022
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love ham

when an old flame sends you a ham for an event
my ex boyfriend who is still in love with me sent me a ham filled with love that still remains ~ love ham
by morganchelz7889 December 21, 2019
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Mix-love

MIX-LOVE /you love her but dont wanna be in a relationship
I think im haveing MIX-LOVE.
by Kid silence January 4, 2019
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