The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.
Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?
Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
by mike2285 August 7, 2012
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This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.
The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:
Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.
The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:
Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws
"My daughter has been sleeping in my wife's and I's room allot lately.
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"
by Skisonice September 30, 2022
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Get the Cock sucking gypsy mug.When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.
hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie
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Get the Strange Cock mug.When you insert your penis into their mouth during sleep, causing the airway to become restricted and resulting in a sudden, violent awakening that may or may not cause severe damage to one's member.
To get her back for making fun of my snoring, I gave her an episode of Cock Apnea! I'll be out of the hospital next week.
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