food balls

When your super hungry and see a commercial for a specific kind of food but you can’t eat it because the place isn’t open at 3am so in other words ... “blue balls for food”
Man that jack in the box commercial gave me major food balls
by Lexi lexx December 14, 2018
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Cinema Ball

A dull ache or numbness in one testicle caused by sitting in the same position for too long. Usually not life-threatening.
"Great movie, but it's very long. I had cinema ball by the end of it."
by Bobsleighbob October 02, 2018
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Ball Powderer

(noun) Person or people who are overly sensitive to their inferiors or direct employees feelings and goes above and beyond to baby or provide as much help and cheerleading as humanly possible. Doing so much to help the person and baby them, they even go as far to apply powder on said persons balls. One who is an enabler of people who think they are doing the most difficult task in the world.
"Damn, Tom's such a ball Powderer, he would never tell someone to stop playing video games on the clock"

" Lineman coach is such a ball Powderer, he's not making them do sprints tonight"
by Yolosaurus July 10, 2019
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Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.
Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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monkeys balls

i be dragging these big booty balls on the floor.
i think my dog suffers for monkeys balls.
by malcom dick August 30, 2023
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half a ball banger

Half a ball banger , is only half the ball banger , of a full on ball banger !
Yerh , narh , he’s fucken only half a ball banger , mate, trying to get attention!
by Debyumyum February 01, 2023
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half a ball banger

Half a ball banger , is only half the ball banger , of a full on ball banger !
Yerh , narh , he’s fucken only half a ball banger , mate, trying to get attention!
by Debyumyum February 01, 2023
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