Sex preparation

Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.

Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!

by HornyNarwhal May 29, 2018

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Hurricane Sex

When ya girl is blowing you real gud.

Friend: Yo did yall kick it last night?
You: Hell ya dude she gave me Hurricane sex!
Friend: OwO *instantly dies*

by WassabiWaffles May 03, 2018

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Road sex

Somebody/ someone whom is driving far to close behind you causing you to panic and stress out

"Look at this person behind me, right up my arse- close enough to have road sex( didn't even buy me a drink first)"

by Martyn71 May 14, 2025

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Road sex

The act of having sex while driving. Root word road head the act getting thy penis sucked while driving.

We were doing triple digits while having road sex

by Addison Buchanan December 13, 2022

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sex trucks

1.) Heavy fornitcation involving the usage of two seater vehicles with a rear bed in a dominant role; scandalous activity involving commercial horticulture or whorticulture
2.) A misspelling of sex tricks

Fredrick: Hey man, you tryna do some sex trucks at this party tomorrow?
Quentin: Nah, I'm already on parole for cum farming.

by bigniqqa69 May 15, 2019

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