When you’re camping on a cold night with someone and the only way to stay warm is to zip up your sleeping bags together and make ravenous love to each other until the friction from the body heat inside the sleeping bags creates a warm center.
As temperatures dropped rapidly we realized the only way to survive the unexpected blizzard was to create a hot pocket.
by Slambamthankyoumam July 26, 2020
Get the Hot pocketmug. When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.
by Anus annihilator June 3, 2023
Get the Hot-pocketingmug. 
A glorious slice of bologna that has preferably been dipped in hot tub water, that arrives when a fellow man most needs it.
by Chadwick1234458 March 11, 2023
Get the Hot tub bolognamug. 
Dude I ate so much beef tonight I got the meat sweats. Those poor bastards in the elevator couldn’t handle the Hot Gaucho I dropped!
by -Linwood November 20, 2021
Get the Hot Gauchomug. 