A bearded man with dried white sauce in the corner of his mouth, wearing hot pink Crocs, a cat hair matted kilt holding the sporran in his mouth, duster jacket and finger-less gloves, holding a hot dog in each hand, humming a tune while refusing to break eye contact with you.
by BigSCMoney February 12, 2021
Get the Hot Topicmug. Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.
1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."
2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"
2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"
by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019
Get the Flaming Hot Lobstermug. A hot person by heteronormative standards.
Ie a woman with long natural hair, wearing a topshop dress & heels.
This term is often used by queer people to humorously comment on a heteronormative standard of beauty
to which they don't subscribe and are not included within.
Ie a woman with long natural hair, wearing a topshop dress & heels.
This term is often used by queer people to humorously comment on a heteronormative standard of beauty
to which they don't subscribe and are not included within.
by Queerovia November 2, 2022
Get the A het-hotmug. Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.
by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018
Get the Halfway Hot Dogmug. A game played by at least two people where you stick your dick in a toaster, turn it on and time how long each person can bear it.
Person 1: I heard Tom went to the hospital because he played Hot Dick Coward last night.
Person 2: What a dumbass.
Person 2: What a dumbass.
by Parsil March 22, 2020
Get the Hot Dick Cowardmug. A sex move. You insert cannabis oil into your rectum and wait until it gets you high. Next, you fart the remaining oil out onto your partner's face or into their mouth.
"Dude, my ladyfriend gave me a Hot Neptune last night!"
"That's disgusting, why are you telling me this?"
"That's disgusting, why are you telling me this?"
by Smaff Petress August 26, 2021
Get the hot neptunemug. A hot fudge sundae in the Midwest States consists of a pulled beef or pork with brown gravy, and typically two scoops of frozen ice cream on the same plate. It is a commonly found fair food. Although it is typically unheard of in areas outside of the Midwest and gets a bad rap among many for sounding unhealthy.
We have to go to the fair, I heard Julian's have a booth and they are making their hot fudge sundaes!
by Midwestfanatic January 4, 2019
Get the Hot Fudge Sundaemug.