by Atlas_was_taken April 6, 2020

by adwaasfsvd December 1, 2022

When two muscular gay men fight each other to death by fondling each other’s balls causing pain to the rectum which makes them shoot a massive load on their faces.
I walked in on Fred and Ted giving each other gay jiggly nuts just as they were shooting a massive load, so large that a ,horse, would be jealous, on each other’s face and I ripped off all of my cloths off my hot sexy body and lapped up the salty nut off of their faces.
by Phat_Horse_Cock_16” April 14, 2024

When two non-binary pirates scream about how much they are obsessed with one another and argue about how stunning the other one is.
Li: OMG YOUR STUNNING TIMES INFINITY LIKE PLS BE MY SIREN AND LURE ME IN WITH YOUR VOICE
Mia: OMG NO YOU YOUR STUNNINGER TIMES A GABILLION ZILLION MILLION TIMES INFINITY ILL SING FOR YOU SO YOU COME TO ME <3
Li: WE ARE GONNA BE HOT PIRATES TOGETHER
Mia: YES OMG WE ARE GAY PIRATES
Mia: OMG NO YOU YOUR STUNNINGER TIMES A GABILLION ZILLION MILLION TIMES INFINITY ILL SING FOR YOU SO YOU COME TO ME <3
Li: WE ARE GONNA BE HOT PIRATES TOGETHER
Mia: YES OMG WE ARE GAY PIRATES
by Callingallbarbz July 12, 2021

by DuckDuckGooseDuckDuckGoose June 11, 2018

Gay Layaway - when you meet a gay guy that is so fucken hot you want to bone right then and now but you are being cocked block by your fat ugly gay friend . you find some way to get a Gay Layaway by exchanging numbers so you can fuck some time later
Met this hot ass guy that i had to put on gay Layaway because my fat ass friend kept cock blocking me
by Wehoprince June 14, 2018
