When your super hungry and see a commercial for a specific kind of food but you can’t eat it because the place isn’t open at 3am so in other words ... “blue balls for food”
by Lexi lexx December 14, 2018
A dull ache or numbness in one testicle caused by sitting in the same position for too long. Usually not life-threatening.
by Bobsleighbob October 02, 2018
So i realy enjoy hearing the satifying sound of balls being popped . You should grab a man's jewels as hard as you can and squeeze until you hear a pop then and continue for a little bit. if they aren't screaming you did it wrong. you can add something to bust his balls well. Like my friend always told me if a man annoys you kick them in between there legs where it hurts. It also hurts there dick so if you want to be cruel pull very hard on it till it looks like it will pull off.
squeezing a man balls
nerd*bumps into me*
girl*knees him in the nuts then grabs boys balls very hard and squeezes*
boy*screaming in pian *
girl* smiling and whistles to her dog then squeezes harder till boy startes shouting*
boy*crying and screaming and whining*
girl*kicks him it the balls twice the lets the boy fall down and stomp on his nuts till he cry's
girl*allows dog to finish him off by biting at it
girl*laughs *don't bump into me next time,take the pain like a man
boy*dies*
nerd*bumps into me*
girl*knees him in the nuts then grabs boys balls very hard and squeezes*
boy*screaming in pian *
girl* smiling and whistles to her dog then squeezes harder till boy startes shouting*
boy*crying and screaming and whining*
girl*kicks him it the balls twice the lets the boy fall down and stomp on his nuts till he cry's
girl*allows dog to finish him off by biting at it
girl*laughs *don't bump into me next time,take the pain like a man
boy*dies*
by jink234 September 07, 2023
1. An unused tower in Bloons TD 1/2 that was forgotten and was accessible in the game's files, but in-game it shoots out a high-piercing spike ball which pops a lot of Bloons in a straight line.
2. A tower in Bloons TD 5 Expansion that functions like in BTD1 but with some powerful upgrade and so much more! Also a tower in the XtraCards mod which functions the same as in BTD5E.
2. A tower in Bloons TD 5 Expansion that functions like in BTD1 but with some powerful upgrade and so much more! Also a tower in the XtraCards mod which functions the same as in BTD5E.
"Good thing that a modder added the Spike Ball Shooter in BTD2, because it was unused in-game."
"Spike Ball Shooter seems pretty cracked and it can defend BFBs very well."
"Spike Ball Shooter seems pretty cracked and it can defend BFBs very well."
by Otheruser325 January 16, 2023
when a guy gets crimper balls he simple got his balls pinched so fucking hard they turned purple. A Girls cigarette box will suck up his sack and begin to squeeze on guard. She pushes her juices into the cavity causing even more pressure. Eventually she releases and then the guy has a permanent ball clamp. She then tells all her girlfriends and the guy decided to fuck her sister...
guy1; bro... i just got crimper balls.
guy2; oh shit!!1
guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.
guy2; oh shit!!1
guy1; I am Deffffffinetly gonna go fuck her sister now.
by goochy goochy February 19, 2019
by JaySherman June 06, 2023
by Jsnsjdudindndd November 06, 2021