Sex

ALMOST as good as food

Sex and food are both a solid 50/50

And food after sex...OH.MY.GOD

Amy:So I had sex with Brad last night
Nerdy Guy:d..did you like it?
Amy:It was like every emotion and feeling went straight to my head kinda like a sugar rush or brain freeze but oozed out of me like frosting

Nerdy Guy:Did you eat at all

by ❤💛💚💙💜 January 9, 2022

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

by Saulman500 March 22, 2024

Queer/Trans Sex Bases

1st Base: Everything from the introductions through to sex. An average of 4 hours elapses between meeting and f*cking.

2nd Base: Unprotected sex. Rough and intense, light kinks such as name-calling, spanking, and slapping. Partner ideally interacts with ejaculate.

(2nd Date - Lesbians stereotypically move and co-habitate with a partner at this point)

3rd Base: More intense and specified kinks. Examples include bondage, impact/flogging, degradation, discipline, watersports, blood play, choking, ect...

4th Base: Less Mainstream Kinks such as pup play/training, roleplay SA fantasy, master/owner dynamic, scat, ect...

4th base might be true love 😆

Queer/Trans Sex Bases : Simile Comparing the bases in baseball as an incremental development of physical intimate activities from kissing upwards through differen levels of intercourse

He and I got properly messy for like six hours straight. Leashed and collared, burnt me-with-a-joint, almost choked me out, and coated my face. It was some fantastic Fourth Base shit, bud.

by OpelisJoking October 19, 2023

Sex

Sex is when Alex and Jessi both love each-over so they rip each-overs clothes off and make our then Alex puts his hard duck in Jessis tight pussy making her moan so much she loses her voice

Ugh daddy/mommy I want sex

by Alexscupcake July 4, 2021

gay sex

you're searching this up to get horny by the essays written.

Joe: search up gay sex on this website its better than gay porn!

by CallMeMaybeFan December 2, 2023

Sex

The first thing that is described to you when you open up this god forsaken website

"Oh my fucking god thats the 78th sex joke i've seen this week on this stupid website"

by TTTAB November 9, 2025

Sex Haver

A term used to describe someone after a heroic or legendary feat granting them sexhaver status as a show of respect. Whilst most commonly used in association with personal act it can take other forms to further describe impressive contributions to friends.

“Sam just downed a Tropicana in less than ten seconds what a sexhaver”

Sex Haver ~Adjective~ Legendary or heroic person or feat

by Skelly.1878 June 29, 2023