Nathan syndrome

A contagious syndrome whereby an individual understands and has revised all the content in class but pretends to be perpetually confused to conform to the status quo.

For example, telling your friends you don't know what a quota is just before your economics test, but then getting full scores for it, is the perfect example of Nathan syndrome.
Stop lying. I know you have revised, you clearly have Nathan syndrome!
by April 18, 2022
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Danny Syndrome

When you can’t plan anything for shit and you think about yoursef
I sufffer from Danny syndrome so buy your own pizza
by lhernandez2000 November 16, 2018
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napoleon syndrome

An individual who believes he is Napoleon.
The schizophrenic downstairs told 2 more weeks till he conquers the world, should I call the police? I think he has Napoleon syndrome.
by clover202 August 15, 2022
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atticus syndrome

atticus syndrome is like fetal alcohol syndrome . you're born with defects because your mom drank when she was pregnant
damn that guy is stupid, he must have atticus syndrome
by plutosis August 06, 2022
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og syndrome

A homosexual that usually likes men, He go's for guys over the internet and is a complete nerd like a OG Syndrome. He also plays games on there to get closer with boys.
OG Syndrome is a faggot that looks for dudes over the internet
by InspectorGagit March 14, 2014
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grayson-syndrome

when a woman loving women falls for a manipulative dyke butch lesbian who plays with their feelings and is a repressed homosexual
talks to a butch lesbian for a long time
butch audibly expresses feelings

other girl asks the butch out
butch gaslights other girl into thinking the butch never had feelings for her
both girls go into depressive state until the cycle starts again
this is grayson-syndrome
by urmom232813 October 17, 2023
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Shoheb Syndrome

A serious syndrome that can cause people to be charged with assault if the individual is seen in public without a leash. Symptoms include: Touching people randomly while squatting as if taking a shit (occasionally pushes own head into the victim's chest); having tics similar to tourettes syndrome that causes the individual to say 'Do you want to grapple?'; acoutsic (verbal) stimuli bypass their central nervous system so that telling them to 'stop' doesn't register inside this individual's mind; having withdrawal symtoms if a dusty blanket within a 5 mile radius is not sniffed; unable to go to sleep without waking the whole neighbourhood with his nose rubbing and sniffing; unable to go two seconds without biting the middle finger knuckle and rubbing it against the top lip; verbally mentions when they are angry, tending to say 'I am angry now' instead of expressing the emotion; may have a bald ass head which you can slap and make a satisfying noise.

If you spot an individual with a bald ass egg head that has Shoheb Syndrome, please avoid at all costs, especially at night. Call the police immediately the second they mention the word 'grapple' and run as far from the vicinity as possible.
Tyrone: "Damn Mr Rock, you got some mad Shoheb Syndrome..."

Mr Rock: "Do you want to grapple?"

Tyrone: "Fuck off blud. Stop touching me with your fruity hands. Wallahi I'll call the feds, bruv."

*Mr Rock ignores and still touches him while squatting as if taking a shit*
by CowboyMisterEg December 30, 2023
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